Some serious Talk

Some of the most important things to be noted down in your diaries and remembered. They may help in life-death situation.

  • No word in the English language rhymes with “month”. (Poets and poetesses, an assignment for you.)
  • “Go.” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. (Go Go Go…)
  • An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (And Aak….’s…….???)(no offense intended)
  • Ants don’t sleep. (One thing is clear then: I am not an ant)
  • The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven. (Wow….a new discovery, Einstein where are you?)
  • The number of registered vehicles in Delhi is more than the sum total of registered vehicles in Mumbai, Calcutta, and Chennai. (Ha ha ha….Mumbai wale…huh…)
  • According to a study by the Economic Research Service, 27% of all food production in Western nations ends up in garbage cans. Yet, 1,2 billion people are underfed – the same number of people who are overweight. (Wo sab India mein kyun nahi bhejte?)
  • If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Abhimanyu!! Start!!)
  • It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (I know you are trying to do this. I won’t disturb you)
  • Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. (***beep****)
  • Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing. (ha ha ha…don’t type the name of my blog in google)
  • The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache. (Samajh gaya Pra Nav…)
  • The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (Seekho kuchh logoan…)
  • Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump. ( thankfully !!)
  • Mosquitoes do not bite. They stab. A mosquito has no jaws, hence when attacking a victim, it pierces it with its long proboscis and sucks the blood up through it’s nasal tube. (Samjhe Dramasoc walon….)
  • INTERCHANGEABILITY contains the words THREE, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, THIRTEEN, THIRTY, THIRTY-NINE, EIGHTY, EIGHTY-NINE, NINETY, and NINETY-EIGHT(….fuck…)
  • Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. (ab khaane mat lag jana)You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath (now this is strange…)
  • Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle. (Did he have any children?)
  • Some worms will eat themselves if they can’t find any food! (How?)
  • Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not. (And I used to think I was the greatest paragon 😦 )
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6 Responses to Some serious Talk

  1. Anonymous says:

    kudos !!!!

  2. adityan nair says:

    hahaha still thinkin abt the single testicle trivia……..lmao

  3. Mee says:

    Just learnt some new facts! Thankyou!:)

  4. Sharanya says:

    Good Effort

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